The Best Dad Jokes for Real Estate Investors

In honor of Father’s Day, we wanted to offer some knee slappers for dads in the real estate industry. Check them out below!

What did the father say to his son when he said he was cold?

What kind of building weights the least?

What does a house wear?

What kind of pirate designs houses?

What did the screw say to the screwdriver in the toolkit?

What kind of past is always getting locked out of their house?

How did the real estate agent handle the rude client?

What kind of house does Chuck Norris own?

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Discover nationwide properties you won’t find elsewhere

Find, win, and close on exclusive and vetted investment properties.

Get started

Kyle Spearin

Kyle is Sundae's Real Estate Editor. As both an investor and content marketing professional, Kyle combines his passion for real estate investing and educational background with his love of helping others. His experience with real estate tech companies, including contributing to BiggerPockets Pro, gives him insight into markets across the United States.